its gotten to the point to where pietro has a shirt saying “theyre not mine” on the front and “yes i know he looks like me” on the back
Autumn!Billy today. I really need more Young Avengers in my life.
Some of my friends got me watching In The Flesh and it’s amazing, gosh. So of course I had to write about what the Young Avengers would look like in this world. There are no spoilers for the actual show In The Flesh, aside from world-building spoilers, I guess? No In The Flesh characters will show up in this story.
Stay Young - Prologue
open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
WICCAN, WE DIDNT COME HERE TO FREE A SUPER POWERED TEENAGE TERRORIST. WE’RE HERE TO RESCUE A SUPERHERO. SO, WHATS IT GONNA BE?
Ah autumn, pumpkin spice lattes and laying in a pile of leaves in central park because you have nowhere else to go.
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
So I re-watched part of days of future past to try and estimate how fast Pietro is (and also Tommy because their powers are probably identical). Low estimate is 300x. That’s 5 minutes they experience for every real second. one minute is five hour.
Say Tommy spends 5 minutes snuggling on a couch with Kate. That would be over a day in his timeframe.
Now imagine Billy point out Kate has achieved the impossible, getting him to sit still for half an hour, when normally he wouldn’t sit still for 15 seconds. And he just shrugs “Comfie”.
I love it
The Avengers as a 70s cop show